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:) One of those…

16 Jul

Gotta luv Kids:

A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.

A student asked, ‘What gender is ‘computer’?’

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether computer’ should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men’s group decided that ‘computer’ should definitely be of the feminine gender (‘la computadora’), because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

(THIS GETS BETTER!)

The women’s group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine (‘el computador’), because:

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;

2. They have a lot of data but still can’t think for themselves;

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

The women won.

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5 Comments

Posted by on July 16, 2010 in Life

 

5 responses to “:) One of those…

  1. njagala

    July 16, 2010 at 1:39 pm

    too hilarious

     
  2. jake

    July 16, 2010 at 3:13 pm

    you changed the ending sweetie. are you writing “from a bad place” honey? did some fickle facsimile of the real thing (a pale imitation of a man) hurt you?

     
  3. Sybella

    July 16, 2010 at 3:54 pm

    ofcourse we would win… women rule!

     
  4. jny23ug

    July 19, 2010 at 9:24 am

    Those bu-Spanish boys ashamed us. How can they failto defend the male race.

     
  5. Beloved

    July 23, 2010 at 9:24 am

    tee he he he!!! nice one! lol!

     

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