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GUYS’ RULES….

02 Jul

So some fella felt the need to send this to me….Have no idea why…

Now am sharing it with you all…Do you agree with anything mentioned?

The Guys’ Rules­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­ – At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down

Finally , the guys’ side of the story.
(
I must admit, it’s pretty good.)
We always hear
the rules
From the female side.


Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note… these are all numbered “1”
ON PURPOSE!

1.   Men are not mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat..
You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It’s like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem.

See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you won’t dress like the Victoria ‘s Secret girls, don’t Expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are.
Don’t ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of them makes you sad or angry, then we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something . Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings..
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing,” We will act like nothing’s wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle, besides we know you will bring it up again later.

1. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, Expect an answer you don’t want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine… Really.

1. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation,
or soccer..

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;

But did you know men really don’t mind that? It’s like camping.

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19 Comments

Posted by on July 2, 2009 in Life

 

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19 responses to “GUYS’ RULES….

  1. The Emrys

    July 2, 2009 at 8:18 am

    WORD!!!

     
  2. The Dark Knight

    July 2, 2009 at 8:32 am

    Double WORD!!!

     
  3. nevender

    July 2, 2009 at 8:34 am

    A wise friend of mine said this “It’s a well known fact that women are generally more complicated than men (both understanding and operation). But, the good news is that we don’t have to learn all about them to get along with them.
    Our differences create a demand for each other’s company, one way or another. We need each other.
    By the way, men and women communicate differently. Men don’t have to be verbose to get their point across,
    while women need to talk about everything, from the issues at hand to the emotions that accompany them.”

    No.1 was bull’s eye…tehe

     
  4. jny23ug

    July 2, 2009 at 8:40 am

    Spot on.
    Am printing this out and placing it at my door.

     
  5. petesmama

    July 2, 2009 at 9:02 am

    Here to roll my eyes. Rules are made to be broken.

     
  6. TRP

    July 2, 2009 at 9:54 am

    @the w.e.a.k dudes: lol
    @Nev: Funny
    @Jny: double lol…
    @Petesmama: you wouldn’t believe the reply all emails i’ve been reading….i got tired of rolling mine!!

     
  7. normzo

    July 2, 2009 at 10:04 am

    pass it on………

     
  8. serakelz

    July 2, 2009 at 11:24 am

    hahahahahahahahahahahha! ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!
    i am in shape has really got me covered 4 the week!
    otherwise, im ok wit all that! nothin we dont alredi know!! thing is, we are allowed not to put that into practise!

     
  9. Ug girl

    July 2, 2009 at 2:26 pm

    why we you sent this my girl…..?

    by the way did you get my email?

     
  10. Carsozy

    July 2, 2009 at 4:13 pm

    so right about the shoes, every chick has an imelda marcos streak in her

     
  11. Princess

    July 2, 2009 at 4:28 pm

    LOL! Love this! Off to pass it on! 🙂

     
  12. TRP

    July 3, 2009 at 4:39 am

    Is it too late to say: “The views expressed here don’t rep the views of this blogger!”?

     
  13. Sleek

    July 3, 2009 at 4:48 pm

    yup,its too late…and i’m totally nodding to this beat right here..this stuff shd be made into a program and downloaded into gal brains

     
  14. DoomsDay

    July 6, 2009 at 4:58 am

    lol, Enough said this covers up and solves the mystery that is women. I too am printing this out for my wall and as my new field manual

     
  15. lulu

    July 7, 2009 at 2:26 pm

    real men foryou!

     
  16. esquire of the mountain

    July 7, 2009 at 4:24 pm

    def wickid…

     
  17. therisingpage

    July 9, 2009 at 5:05 am

    Ahem…Is this mic on?…
    The views expressed here don’t rep the views of this blogger!

     
  18. Sibo

    July 9, 2009 at 12:36 pm

    Fantastic!

     
  19. Lorijo

    July 16, 2009 at 6:13 pm

    I love this!! thanks for stopping by my blog and playing along :]

     

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